Mega Daily Bone-up: Stage 10

Wowoweewaaah.

5. Nibali: cooked

Stick a fork in him, he’s done. Fish and chips.

4: Contador: cooked

He’s more legs of mutton than legs of a Tour winner. Eaten for dinner (slow-roasted with Italian seasoning).

3. Tejay: cooked.

First really hard day and he’s already been steamed up. Maybe they’re not legs, they’re hot dogs.

2. Nairo: prepare the tablecloth

He’s not done yet, but the waiters are getting the table ready.

1. Froome: answers critics by doing thing that encourages critics.

Sky train right on schedule.

“Now we’re cooking with gas!”
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2 thoughts on “Mega Daily Bone-up: Stage 10”

  1. Pretty succinct but not more to say. Battle for yellow over. Now it is only who gets the scraps on the podium.

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