Wowoweewaaah.
5. Nibali: cooked
Stick a fork in him, he’s done. Fish and chips.
4: Contador: cooked
He’s more legs of mutton than legs of a Tour winner. Eaten for dinner (slow-roasted with Italian seasoning).
3. Tejay: cooked.
First really hard day and he’s already been steamed up. Maybe they’re not legs, they’re hot dogs.
2. Nairo: prepare the tablecloth
He’s not done yet, but the waiters are getting the table ready.
1. Froome: answers critics by doing thing that encourages critics.
Sky train right on schedule.
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Pretty succinct but not more to say. Battle for yellow over. Now it is only who gets the scraps on the podium.
Yeah. All that beautiful build-up and Froome’s stomped up and kicked over everyone’s blocks.