An alternate Tour de France 2014 drinking game. Submissions welcome via Twitter.
Update Stage 16!
Due to a number of rider withdrawals, some of these rules no longer apply. I will strike them from the game and replace them with some new rules.
One sip
Adam Hansen’s carbon shoes
A chateau and/or ruins
A sticky bottle
Phil Sherwen says “in the month of March/April/May/June”
Paul Liggett gets a rider’s name wrong
Sherliggett explains what the different coloured jerseys mean
Contador gets out of the saddle
Marcel Kittel’s hair
Eddy Merckx
Wheel change
Europcar attacks
Gabriel Gate uses butter
You realise you’ve fallen asleep
A rider with a moustache
Fernando Alonso
An English rider
“Lanterne Rouge”
“Riding himself into form” (thanks to @ozwinereview)
NEW someone mentions “echelons”
NEW someone mentions how passionate/crazy the Basque fans are
NEW “former mountain bike rider”
Two sips
Thomas Voeckler’s Sex Face (#voecklersexface)
Jens Voigt attacks
Phil or Paul mentions that Jens Voigt is old
Any retired doper is mentioned
A spectator interferes with a rider
A crash
Chris Froome loses time on a stage (to anyone in the top ten)
NEW Anyone mentions Bradley Wiggins
Finish your drink
A Frenchman wins a stage
Any rider with a race number finishing with a 1 retires from the race
Chris Froome, Alberto Contador or Vincenzo Nibali win a stage
Lance Armstrong